J&D’s Foods sells bacon condoms so you can “make your meat look like meat.” Source
hey, babe let me finish up my hard cider, comb my beard, then i’ll be ready to head into the bedroom i think you’re really going to like the condoms i bought :P
*whispers into your ear while we’re out to eat with your family and friends as My hand slides up and down your thigh*
Munchkin listen very closely. Daddy wants you to go into the bathroom, slip off your undies, and bring them here to Me. Daddy is going to tease your tickle button right here in front of the entire restaurant. Hurry back little one…
What’s a tickle button?
this is highkey creepy but live ya life i guess
you people need to be stopped
continued attempts at being sexy leaves white people sounding like the man from Pepperidge Farm commercials
Dang… Now I’m squishy. Daddy help!
woah. death grips have changed since the break up.